Archive for the humour Category
Who would win the fight, Neo or Jesus?
Posted in Church, Youth, humour on April 13, 2008 by Dave Saunders
if you said that Jesus would win the fight, then why have we got images of Jesus like a weak nice man that wouldn’t hurt a fly.
In my head Jesus has always been a hard core nails bloke, i mean.. to be a carpenter he must have had some muscles, lifting trees about.
Thats Just the Jesus i know, whats your image of the main man??
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
Posted in humour on April 13, 2008 by Dave Saunders
This was a funny one. Enjoy!!
WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS
This one is priceless…
A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email < BR>address!!!!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw
out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the
same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to
coordinate their travel schedules.
So, the husband left Minnesota and
flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following
day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer
in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one l etter in her email address, and without
realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just
returned home from her husband’s funeral. He was a minister who was called
home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages
from relatives and friends. After reading t he first message, she
screamed and fainted. The widow’s son rushed into the room, found his
mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I’ve Arrived
Date: October 16, 2005
I know you’re surprised to hear from me. They have
computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.
I’ve just arrived and have been checked in. I’ve seen that
everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!!!!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!!
Mr and Misses Church Goers
Posted in Fresh thinking sites, humour on April 1, 2008 by Dave Saunders
thanks asbo
Unconventional Stained Glass Artwork
Posted in Church, humour on March 26, 2008 by Dave Saunders
Some stained glass work you might not see in our church building.
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“him that pisseth against the wall”
Posted in Video, humour on March 15, 2008 by Dave Saunders
an interesting take… i wonder what he does for number 2’s?
Bad Parenting
Posted in Challenge, Church, humour on February 16, 2008 by Dave Saunders
a lession also for church leaders and taking the church with them on a journey they can handle.
Bean goes to church
Posted in Challenge, Church, humour on December 16, 2007 by Dave Saunders
classic!
Battle at Kruger
Posted in Video, Worship Trick, humour on December 14, 2007 by Dave Saunders
i don’t know weather you’ve already watched this, but it’s flipping brilliant!
